While others pray at church-
I bow my head and think about the TV programs I plan on watching.
I like to push the buttons of all the singing & dancing toys at once and then run away.
I think it is HILARIOUS!
I think I’m falling…and I’m terrified.
i’m afraid to tell my father that our family’s last name has come to an end.
I asked him, “would you rather have sex with me or eat pancakes?”
…He asked if they were blueberry.
I’ve gone to bed hungry SO many more times as an adult than I remember as a child
I lied my way in and out of the psych ward
My blog with my nude pics receive more unique hits than the blog of my husband. This is my revenge. I wish he had more time for me than his pc.
Every time I go to the Orthodontist, I fear he will see my MUSTACHE
We talk, but no one listens so
we buy pets
Without my friends,
I’d have a slimmer figure
More $$$ in my savings
And a higher GPA
And I would be miserable
When I assign my students to groups
I try to matchmake them.
Cindy McCain’s face scares me
If my staunchly conservative boyfriend can bring himself to say “I Love You” out loud before the election, I’ll vote for McCain.
